The next time you head to Cleveland, you might want to take a look at their newest redevelopment efforts. And remember to bring a lot of one-dollar bills!
Because the redevelopment efforts will very likely be naked and sliding down greased poles while hair-band ballads scream in the background.
Yeah, that's right. The strippers are saving Cleveland. And if you hit the link, you will see that some irregular suspects are supporting the deal. It's complex stuff. What's happening is, a huge development project is going in. But there were some strip clubs in the way. So the city is relocating them to create an "adult entertainment district."
And all we get is a hockey arena? Don't get me wrong. Sid the Kid is a good player. But when was the last time tourists got to spend "Beaver Bucks" at a Pens game? Well, that's what they get to spend at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, which will remain a mainstay on the Cleveland club scene due to this new deal. The link to Mr. Flynt's club, which is CLEARLY not work safe--nor wife safe, even on Father's Day--can be found here. Just in case you want to do some, er, research.
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